Here comes that ol' Romdinstler Jones once again...

2004-11-03T13:47:00.000-08:00

The Fool

It's painful to realize that we all live on a little round ball in space whose creatures spend a very large amount of time running around hating and killing each other.

The fool hath said in his heart that there is no God - but the fool is right so you can hardly blame him for making One up.

I hate this motherfucking planet, sometimes.

2004-10-22T08:55:00.000-07:00

The Election Will Not Be Close. Kerry Will Win Decisively.

How do I know this? I know this because America - despite what Bush has done to it - is still America.

2004-10-13T11:24:00.000-07:00

Romarxism

Cave man days are over; we aren't free to be hunter/gatherers anymore; we don't have the option of starting up a farm and living off of the crops we grow and the animals we raise. The tasks a janitor carries out in a high-rise office building are just as important as those performed by others who work there. We live in a society where the ability to put food in your stomach and keep the snow off of your head is directly related to the size of a number recorded along with your name somewhere on a computer storage device. Just because someone is able to game the system such that they get a much, much bigger number than most others does not mean that nothing should be done to lower that number by a substantial amount.

2004-10-04T10:47:00.000-07:00

Bush's Play Universe And Them What Put Him There

Bush has probably been living in his play universe ever since those times in his young life when Babs began visiting whatever atrocities it was that she began visiting upon him.

It's a tragedy, really. Bush could have been just a normal, regular nice guy that you really WOULD like to have a beer with.

Where, when and why did God, the Universe - and Babs - ever do thee such wrong, Mr. President?!?

2004-09-14T13:14:00.000-07:00

My Take On Wolfowitz And Cheney

In order to get US hands on the oil, Wolfowitz would nuke all Arabic and Muslim nations in the Middle East if he could get away with.

Cheney would nuke them and Israel.

2004-08-10T06:49:00.000-07:00

Pieces-of-Shit (Piece-of-Shits?)

"I'll answer it directly. Yes, I would have voted for the authority. I believe it is the right authority for a president to have but I would have used that authority effectively."

Goddamn you, John Kerry! Anyone else still all gung-ho for this Constitution-hating piece of shit? The Constitution explicitly says that only Congress has the authority to send this nation to war.

And yes, I also think Bush is a Constitution-hating piece of shit. Of course Bush is a piece of shit in many other ways and in many more ways than is Kerry, so the John-Johns will be getting my vote.

But John the First is still a Constitution-hating piece of shit!

2004-07-15T07:46:00.000-07:00

When Johnny Comes Marching Home Again, Hurrah.

When Johnny Comes Marching Home Again, Hurrah.

2004-06-24T12:28:00.000-07:00

Take This Dump And Shove It!

Here is a link to the press conference where Gonzales officially dumped the torture documents that he, well, dumped (he didn't dump all the docs the administration has, you see):

http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2004/06/20040622-14.html

Well, the good lawyer yammers on and on about how wonderful and noble the administration has been as they've waged their war on terror, how humane their practices were intended to be, how they never condoned or ordered any torture. But not once does he make any attempt to inform us on exactly how the abuses at Abu Ghraib - or any other detention facility - came about. And this is not because the White House does not now know the process by which they came about, it's simply because they do not want to tell us, they do not want us to know.

Let me repeat: the White House now knows the hows, whys and whens of these despicable deeds. They know the advice they were given via these memos and now we also know a lot of what was given...but we don't know ALL of what was given. And the White House knows what they told Rumsfeld, they know what Rumsfeld told Abizaid, they know what Abizaid told Sanchez, they know what Sanchez told Miller, they know what Miller conveyed to the troops and civilians at Abu Ghraib...

Now, while I grant that the White House might not have known all the details behind these things before the scandal broke, they know ALL of these things now. The reason I know they know this is because I know that they are not stupid enough to fail to find out. The only hope they have of keeping the whole sordid story from coming out is to first find out exactly what the whole story is for only by doing so can they ever know ALL of the steps they need to take in order to contain it.

The White House knows this story but they aren't about to tell it. And don't for a minute believe that the various investigations currently under way will ever reveal the ultimate truth of this story. These investigations will fill in many details of what happened and will uncover a fair number of goats for their scaping but the driving forces behind these scapable deeds will not be revealed by anyone currently aligned, even in small ways, with this administration. The ultimate truth behind these despicable deeds will have to be brought forth by other means.

Most likely, we'll have to be beat it out of them...figuratively speaking, of course.

2004-06-18T09:43:00.000-07:00

Cancerous Bastards

"I began by telling the president that there was a cancer growing on the presidency and that if the cancer was not removed the president himself would be killed by it." - John Dean

And now I continue by telling the nation that there is a cancer growing on America - it has already engulfed the presidency - and if the cancer is not removed America itself will be killed by it. - Romdinstler Jones

2004-06-14T12:40:00.000-07:00

Have you heard of Michael Moore's new film "Fahrenheit 9/11" yet?

This film, among other things, informs viewers about the cozy relationship President Bush has long enjoyed with the Bin Laden family...yeah, that Bin Laden family, the one that includes Osama.

You can see the trailer for this here:
http://www.fahrenheit911.com/trailer/

Well, it seems a bunch of Republicans
(http://www.moveamericaforward.org/MichaelMoore/)
are shitting bricks thinking about how much this film could upend
Dubya's re-election chances and they've launched a campaign to get
people to email movie industry executives and tell them not to show
the film in their theatres. Are you gonna stand for that? No? Good for you!

These dipwad Republicans have made it easy for you to fight against
their own stupid cause. They've listed on their website email address belonging to executives of theatres that have not yet decided whether to show the movie or not. I list them next and urge you to email them and tell them to SHOW THE FILM and I urge you to forward the post you are reading now to all your freedom loving friends. Here the email addresses are:

Regal Entertainment Group

dgurin@regalcinemas.com
mcampbell@regalcinemas.com
amiles@regalcinemas.com
gdunn@regalcinemas.com
pbrandow@regalcinemas.com
barry.brown@regalcinemas.com
rwinograd@regalcinemedia.com
robbya@regalcinemas.com
kevink@regalcinemas.com
ddelaria@regalcinemas.com

Regal Entertainment Group
9110 East Nichols Avenue, Suite 200
Centennial, CO 80112
Phone: 303-792-3600
Fax: 865-922-3188

AMC Theaters

gslayton@amctheatres.com
gthyer@amctheatres.com
vdaniels@amctheatres.com
mcook@amctheatres.com
Mmcdonald@amctheatres.com
Jmcdonald@amctheatres.com
Psingleton@amctheatres.com
Jbeynon@amctheatres.com
Kconnor@amctheatres.com

AMC Theaters
920 Main
Kansas City, MO 64105
Phone: 816-221-4000
Fax: 816-480-4617

Carmike Cinemas

fred@carmike.com
philip@carmike.com
film@carmike.com
do07@carmike.com
do12@carmike.com
do14@carmike.com

Carmike Cinemas
1301 First Avenue
Columbus, GA 31901
Phone: 706-576-3400

Century Theatres

Jacque_clark@centurytheatres.com
Chris_OKelley@CenturyTheatres.com
Nancy_Klasky@centurytheatres.com
David_shesgreen@centurytheatres.com
Victor_Castillo@centurytheatres.com

Century Theatres
150 Pelican Way
San Rafael, CA 94901
Phone: 415-448-8457
Fax: 415-448-8358

Mann Theatres

srodriguez@manntheatres.com
jhebert@manntheatres.com
info@manntheatres.com
comments@manntheatres.com
rjansson@manntheatres.com

Mann Theatres
16530 Ventura Boulevard, Suite 500
Encino, California 91436
Phone: 818-784-6266

National Amusements

jhanson@national-amusements.com
mdixon@national-amusements.com
operations@national-amusements.com

National Amusements
200 Elm Street
Dedham, MA 02026
Phone: 781-461-1600
Fax: 781-407-0052

Crown Theatres, L.P.

jwelman@crowntheatres.com
hcleveland@crowntheatres.com
cdugger@crowntheatres.com
zcole@crowntheatres.com

64 North Main Street
South Norwalk, CT 06854
Phone: 800-932-2054
Fax: 203-846-9828

Goodrich Quality Theatres

bmcmannis@gqti.com
mjohnson@gqti.com
Goodrich@gqti.com

Goodrich Quality Theaters
4417 Broadmoor SE
Grand Rapids, MI 49512
Phone: 616-698-7733
FAX: 616-698-7220

Kerasotes Theaters

dkerasotes@kerasotes.com
tjohnson@kerasotes.com
kjohnson@kerasotes.com

Kerasotes Theaters
224 N. Des Plaines
Suite 200
Chicago, IL 60661
PHONE: 312-775-3160
FAX: 312-258-9943

Marcus Theatres

joanvoelzke@marcuscorp.com
stevemarcus@marcuscorp.com
bruceolson@marcuscorp.com

The Marcus Corp
100 East Wisconsin Avenue, Suite 1900
Milwaukee, WI 53202
Phone: (414) 905-1000
Fax: (414) 272-0669

Wallace Theaters

ghill@wallacetheaters.com
marketing@wallacetheaters.com
service@wallacetheaters.com

Wallace Theaters
919 SW Taylor
Portland, OR 97205
Phone: 503-221-7090
Fax: 503-796-0229

Consolidated Theatres

astone@consolidatedth.com
customerservice@consolidatedth.com
ctortolano@pacifictheatres.com

Consolidated Theatres
5970 Fairview Road
Suite 600
Charlotte, NC 28210
PHONE: 704-554-1695
FAX: 704-554-1696

Clearview Cinemas

cdougher@clearcin.com
wsalisch@clearcin.com
dlewis1@clearcin.com

Clearview Cinemas
97 Main Street
Chatham, NJ 07928
PHONE: 908-918-2000
FAX: 973-377-4303

2004-06-10T08:57:00.000-07:00

When Enron Comes Marching Home Again, Hurrah!

"...wasn't Gray Davis maligned by Republicans for saying that energy companies gouged the hell out of the state?"

This little episode gives all induced into a boob-tubian stupor Americans the opportunity to look behind the scenes and see just how things in this country often operate. The clueless and not so clueless among us read stories in the news all the time but often have no idea and no way of knowing what they really mean. The story coming out of California before the recall was that Gray had mismanaged the economy, that he was incompetent, that the citizens of that state were paying the price and that he had to be removed from office. But behind the curtains, a vast right-wing conspiracy was at work. First, Republican operatives, in league with corrupt employees at Enron, both conspired, for their own personal gain, to steal from the good people of California and then, after wreaking havoc on the economy of that state, used the resulting carnage, which they themselves had created, as justification for a recall effort against the governor, the intended result of which was to put themselves in a position of power over the very same people from whom they had just finished stealing.

These criminals were, and still are, playing with the very lives and well-being of the citizens of California. Will they be ferreted out and held accountable? If so, then as is becoming more and more common these days, investigations will need to start at the top - with President Bush. Next in line should be Governor Schwarzenegger and Kenneth Lay as this article makes clear.

2004-06-09T07:25:00.000-07:00

HWJT?

How would Jesus torture?

2004-05-06T12:13:00.000-07:00

Bookend President Georges?

In his farewell address on leaving the Presidency George Washington said to "beware of foreign entanglements". What will George Bush say in his farewell address come next January? If he's learned anything over the past few years he'll say "beware of foreign entanglements".

2004-04-29T09:46:00.000-07:00

Bush's Last Prayer?

Oh heavenly Father, I come to You in prayer.

It's been tough weeks in Oval Office. In fact, it's been pretty tough months. Oh, heck, who am I kidding, it's been pretty tough darn year, if You know what I mean! Oh, really? You do? Oh, well yeah, of course You do, of course! Sorry about that, but I'm kinda confused right now. I mean, You told me to strike at al Qaeda and I struck at them. And then You instructed me to strike at Saddam, which I did. But now things in Iraq aren't going very well, terra-ists are blowing up stuff all over the world, the people here in America are turning against me and I'd just kind of like to, well, You know...know what gives. Did I do something wrong? Did I do something to displease you? Is there something else I should have done or something else I should start doing? Because I'm really just not sure what to do next. It's not that I haven't thought about it, it's not that I haven't tried to come up with something. I have! Good Lord, You know that! I mean I've done some crazy things! I finally started listening to Powell...well, at least a little bit. I'm bucking Cheney's advice and trying to get rid of Chalabi. And I even went back to the UN, which I NEVER thought I'd do. But what choice did I have? I mean I couldn't think of anything else. I was really hoping something besides that would pop into my head and I'm still hoping but it hadn't yet. So...I'd just like to ask You...well...are You planning on popping anything in there anytime soon? I would really appreciate it. But I feel like maybe You're not going to do that. Yes, yes, I know it sounds like maybe I'm losing faith in You a little bit but I can't seem to help it. Because it seems like things have gotten really out of hand and I can't figure out why You've let all this happen to me. I know, I know, I'm not supposed to think things like that but what else can I think? I mean, I had to go back to the *UN*, for Chrissakes! My God, my God, why hast thou forsaken me!!!???

2004-04-21T06:25:00.000-07:00

If They Hate Us For Our Freedoms, Then Maybe It's Time We Give Them Up?

All hail the Patriot Act! Urge your Congressman to renew that sucker before it expires in 2005! Hurry, hurry, time's a-wastin'!

2004-03-25T09:16:00.000-08:00

Hanoï Jean François Kerry Pour le Président!

That's "KerREE" to you, Repiglicans.

2004-03-16T12:32:00.000-08:00

Whenever You See A Bush Ad, Remember Kerry's "Lying, Crooked" Comment.

Whenever you hear a radio ad, remember Kerry's "Lying, crooked" comment.

Whenever you hear Ed Chinlesspie say something bad about Kerry, remember Kerry's "Lying, crooked" comment.

Whenever you hear Marc Rascal say something bad about Kerry, remember Kerry's "Lying, crooked" comment.

Whenever you hear any Republican say anyTHING about Kerry, remember Kerry's "Lying, crooked" comment.

You think Kerry's "Lying crooked" comment was supposed to be off the record? Think again, Repiglican.

Kerry's "Lying, crooked" comment was intentionally staged by his very brilliant campaign staff. A not so subliminal message has been planted in the minds of many, many voters which will serve to keep them in focus about the true nature of President Bush and his campaign allies during this year's election season.

2004-03-12T07:20:00.000-08:00

President Bush, The New Marlboro Man?

Sure, he's campaigning for re-election, but if that doesn't work out, maybe an advertising agency will hire him.

2004-03-09T08:48:00.000-08:00

President Bush, The Anti-Waffler.

Here's a guy who's never even changed his mind about what flavor of ice cream to get. How can you trust a guy like that?